Lost in Sobriety ...

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

A priest offered a lift to a Nun in his car.  She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.  The priest nearly had an accident.  After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.  The nun said, "Father, remember Luke 14:10?”

The priest removed his hand.  But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.  The nun once again said, “Father, remember Luke 14:10?”

The priest apologized “Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way.  On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Luke 14:10 in the Bible of New American Standard Version.  It said:

"Friend, move up higher; then you will have honor ... "

Moral of the story: If you are not always well prepared, you might miss great opportunities.

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